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[lieutenant76]

A big thank you to the very kind people who sent me Ko-Fis ☕️

[devsash]

Gift art for @lieutenant76 of their Lord D! I hope I did this handsome man justice!

[nimmo-tube-cheese]

Mom I don’t even like the other kids I don’t know why they invited me come pick me up

[neoruby-loves-ut-aus]

Ask Dream Sans.exe AU is open!

Now since this is open, pls ask anything to any characters (if you want to ask more characters other than the ones I post, they're like other versions of Sonic.exe characters but Dream Sans version), and I'll answer them! But make sure it's nothing inappropriate

Bonus:

You can even do a fanart or a redesign of them

[kirain]

My favourite bit of BG3 lore is that Withers is legitimately responsible for the Dead Three, but he's probably too embarrassed to tell you, so every time you ask him to elaborate he just gives you a very stern, "Noooo."

I also love that the reason he's responsible for their uprising is because he got bored. He literally got bored of his position as Lord of the Dead and wanted to retire, so when these three morally questionable humans came looking for godhood he was like, "Hmmm. Yes, okay. Here. Take my portfolios. Fight over them. I don't care. I quit."

So after bowling with skulls in a friendly competition to decide who would get what portfolio, they took up his powers and wreaked havoc on the world. Only at that moment did Jergal, AKA Withers, AKA our precious Bone Daddy think, "I'm just now, internally, asking myself, in quite a worried way, whether I might've made an error."

So he joins your merry band and watches your escapades, calmly twiddling his fingers while you clean up his mess. He's happy to lend his aid, even to the point that he'll bring Durge back to life if they reject Bhaal, even though he technically shouldn't. But he's Withers. The rules don't apply to him. If Ao doesn't like it, he can descend from the Heavens and say it to his rotting face.

And the reason he saves Durge isn't necessarily because he likes them or because he's a morally good entity (though one certainly could make that argument), but because he wants to add insult to injury. He steals Bhaal's child with a big smile on his face, dubs them his Chosen, and praises them for rejecting all the power they were promised. But of course, he still doesn't tell them who he is—or rather who he was.

Then, when all is said and done, he throws Tav and their companions a cute little party. No one knows it's probably half a thank you party and half a "Withers is bored again" party. And if anyone misbehaves, he'll get irritated and whisk them away. Because how dare they? He put a lot of work into that.

And at the end of it all, he walks up to a mural of the Dead Three and basically goes, "Lmao. Thou didst fuck around, and thou didst find out." Just savagely roasting them.

And then poof!

He waves them into non-existence.

[lornaka]

Dad

[beanghostprincess]

Our boy is a fashion icon!!!

[themetalhiro]

Switch up

[soranker]

DEEP💥SPACE💥PLANET💥FUTURE💥GUN💥ACTION❗️

[archie-sunshine]

no gods are watching us (Kissin under Heaven)

[chechula]

The Cat and the Moon or the Drunken Tilion ♥ (drawing, edited to postcard size: added the proud cow to make different format out of it :D )

[prokopetz]

What people think D&D wizards are like:

What D&D wizards are actually like:

[dzasta15]

Secret weapon: Those big ol ears

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 271

“Grandmother is visiting,” Damian suddenly said with no warning and with his usual not-quite demanding tone. 

“Who?” Tim wasn’t the only one to startle, seeing as Bruce had practically froze, a downturn to his lips in a silent show of confusion. 

Damian scowled. “Are you deaf Drake? Grandmother is coming to Gotham to, quote, make sure I am being properly cared for.” None of them had known that Ras was with anyone actually. At least Tim was pretty sure that would have been in the files. 

“Oh?” Dick didn’t quite crouch to Damian’s height but it was a near thing. “She-” “He,” Damian corrected, interrupting him. They all exchanged a glance before Dick continued. 

“Is he coming to the Manor or…” 

Damian scoffed again, a tiny bit of a flush against his face. “No, Grandmother will most likely be staying with Akhi-”

Now wait one moment-

“YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER?!” 

[neoruby-loves-ut-aus]

Dream Sans.Exe week 2023 ( 3rd April-9th April)

Rules:

1.IF ANYONE WANTS TO DO THIS WEEK, PLEASE CREDIT ME LIKE " Dream Sans.exe AU belongs to @neoruby-loves-ut-aus" OR "NeedleDream.exe, Nightmare.exe blah blah blah and Dream Sans.exe belongs to @neoruby-loves-ut-aus "

2. NO INAPPROPRIATE STUFF

3. DRAW OR DO IT IN ANYWHERE IN YOUR STYLE, IF YOU'RE CONFUSED WITH MY AU'S CLOTHES, DO IT IN YOUR OWN WAY AS YOUR WISH

4. MAKE SURE THAT THE POSTS ARE ACCORDING TO THE EVENT

Ok here are the days:-

Day 1:- Meet

Day 2:- Fall

Day 3:- Attack

Day 4:- Truth

Day 5:- Confront

Day 6:- Love

Day 7:- Family

Dream Sans, Nightmare Sans and Dreamtale belongs to @jokublog

Underswap and Swap Sans belongs to p0pcornPrince

Errortale and Error Sans belongs to @loverofpiggies

Inktale and Ink Sans belongs to @comyet

Dream Sans.exe and all characters of that AU belongs to me a.k.a @neoruby-loves-ut-aus

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

NPMD best line deliveries

oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!

dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy

were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...

🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...

but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...